The Menace with the Munchkins

When this blog account was first opened, it was meant merely as an informative and informal web page. However, as time has drug on (and some ugly and rude comments have been received), I have had to change my ways. This is now the first posting of my soon to be, AMAZING blog!

On the Kent family's strangely long drive to church, which occurs every Friday morning, a disturbing memory was brought to my attention. There were two sides to this memory. After many hours of interviewing, snooping, pondering, searching, and finally discovering, I know the truth! This is Emily Kent and you're reading "What Really Happened!"

This controversial subject all started two long and hazy years ago. The Kents were returning from their enjoyable visit to Disney World (uncanny I know). They had searched for a Starbucks but were unsuccessful. However, due to their awful situation and need for something sweet, the poor, poor Kent clan, yes, entered the small town's Dunkin Donuts.

"Ding, Ding!" When they opened the door the smell of day-old donuts and cold, cheap coffee drifted past them. The workers, rusty and covered with cobwebs, immediately sprang up in an excited and shocked manner. The Kents proceeded to the counter to order. After they had eaten their fill and used the the shops restroom, naive Todd made an executive decision to order a box of FIFTY, yes I said FIFTY, Munchkins (donut holes)for the rest of the trip back.

As they sat back in the car and started to recap once again on their thrilling experience at Disney World, no one thought about the Munchkins waiting for them. No one, that is, but selfish Elisabeth. When sweet, cute Emily asked politely for a Munchkin, all heads turned toward Elisabeth. She replied slowly and in a scrawny way, "They're gone."

Since this horrid incident, no soul has entrusted any form of donut with Elisabeth. Frankly, I can see why. Thank you for joining me on "What Really Happened." This is Emily Kent wishing all of you out there, may you be jelly, chocolate, glaze, apple spice, Boston creme, Bavarian creme, chocolate covered, marble, sugar, sprinkle, or the classic bear claw, what some wonder if there still is, donut safety!



P.S. On behalf of WRHI (What Really Happened Inc), we advise you not to believe anything posted in regard to this subject on www.elisabethkent.blogspot.com